peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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(via gingerduckling)

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zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(Source: amoracomplex, via gingerduckling)

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Posted
14 hours ago

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(Source: amoracomplex, via gingerduckling)

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Posted
15 hours ago